Posts Tagged ‘Elvis Presley’
Elvis Presley, Janet Jackson, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, The Supremes, Whitney Houston
Ignored 162: The HOT percentages
In Graphic on November 12, 2017 at 4:01 amABBA, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Barbara Streisand, Barry White, Bee Gees, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Cher, Chicago, Def Leppard, Dire Straits, Donna Summer, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Fleetwood Mac, Frank Sinatra, Genesis, George Michael, Guns N' Roses, Janet Jackson, Jay-Z, Julio Iglesias, Kanye West, Kenny Rogers, Led Zeppelin, Linda Rondstadt, Lionel Richie, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Neil Diamond, Paul McCartney, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Prince, Queen, Rihanna, Rod Stewart, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Carpenters, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Tina Turner, U2, Whitney Houston
Ignored 67: 100,000,000 records sold
In Uncategorized on September 8, 2015 at 12:07 amAretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Nirvana, Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Clash, The Impressions, The Rolling Stones, The Ronettes, The Who
Ignored 57: WikiRanks
In Uncategorized on April 20, 2015 at 2:13 am*NSYNC, Aaliyah, Amy Winehouse, As I Lay Dying, At the Drive-In, Beady Eye, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, Crystal Castles, Das Racist, Destiny's Child, Donna Summer, Elvis Presley, George Harrison, George Jones, Girls, Janis Joplin, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, LCD Soundsystem, Lou Reed, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Nina Simone, Nirvana, Oasis, Pantera, R.E.M., Ronnie James Dio, Roy Orbison, Scissor Sisters, Silverchair, Sonic Youth, Static-X, Swedish House Mafia, The Allman Brothers, The Beatles, The Clash, The Doors, The Mars Volta, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Underoath, Velvet Revolver, Vivian Girls, Westlife
Ignored 48: Live feeds from dead bands
In Uncategorized on December 10, 2014 at 2:28 am50 Cent, A$AP Ferg, Beyonce, Damien Rice, Dr. Dre, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Eminem, GG Allin, Iggy Pop, J Cole, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Lil' Wayne, Lou Barlow, Loverboy, Madonna, Nate Dogg, Nicki Minaj, Nirvana, Paul Anka, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pharrell, PJ Harvey, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Youth, Stephen Malkmus, Tom Waits, Wiz Khalifa
Ignored 15: Antisocial networking
In Uncategorized on September 9, 2013 at 7:14 pmFake musicians on social media platforms is nothing new.
Fake Paul Anka has 400+ followers on Twitter while fake “official” Madonna has 2,900+. Fake A$AP Ferg has a terrible “real” Facebook page. This Bon Iver Tumblr page is less “fake” and more “meh”.
Overall, this practice is a whole lot of rubbish.
Sadly. popular professional networking tool LinkedIn (the self-proclaimed “world’s largest professional network“) is not immune to this nonsense.
Frankly, the only thing more ridiculous than creating a fake LinkedIn profile for your favourite musician is creating a blog post that summarizes a bunch of these, gives them a score out of 10 and then ranks them.
Anyway…
Eddie Vedder
Singer en Pearl Jam
Chile – Entertainment
http://cl.linkedin.com/pub/eddie-vedder/17/530/638/fr
Rating: 7/10
Comments: I love this fake profile! Namely because it’s clearly some random dude in Chile who spent all of five seconds creating this and never thinking of it again. This lack of commitment is incredible, even by Internet standards. Big moment!
Elvis Costello
Self made man at Self-Employed Freelance Technical Writer
London, Greater London, United Kingdom (London, United Kingdom) – Writing and Editing
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/elvis-costello/5b/3b8/710
Rating: 6/10
Comments: I like the assertion that Costello is a “self made man”. Not much else here but that piece is solid.
Viewers of this profile also viewed: 3x fake Iggy Pops, PJ Harvey, Tom Waits (‘experienced entertainer’), Damien Rice
Elvis Presley
Butt Doctor at Phil McCrackin, Ass Specalist
Dwight, Ontario, Canada (Ontario, Canada) – Alternative Medicine
http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/elvis-presley/60/89a/6b0
Rating: 9/10
Comments: There’s a lot to like here and the culprit assumedly lived in Wisconsin based on the “Also viewed” section. Just a really strong effort all around with a nice blend of 5th grade humour and smarts.
Viewer of this profile also viewed: The Mayor of Milwaukee
GG Allin
Worker at Lisbon Seafood
Tiverton, Rhode Island (Providence, Rhode Island Area) – Wholesale
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/gg-allin/51/963/731
Rating: 3/10
Comments: Not much to work with here but either way, the notion of GG Allin/”GG Allin” working with food makes me want to avoid Lisbon Seafood, if possible. Y’know, that thing he did with the banana et all…
Kendrick Lamar
Recording Artist at Top Dawg, Aftermath & Interscope
Compton, California (Greater Los Angeles Area) – Music
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/kendrick-lamar/63/517/b67
Rating: 8/10
Comments: Assume this is a fake but at least the faker took the time to include actual social media links and plenty of factual whatnot. Shows commitment to the craft!
Viewers of this profile also viewed: Dr. Dre, J Cole, Nicki Minaj, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West
Mike Reno
Independent Entertainment Professional
Vancouver, Canada Area – Entertainment
http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/mike-reno/4/1b0/288
Rating: 5/10
Comments: Uh… I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t the REAL Mike Reno. So no further comments…
Nate Dogg
Badass
Cambridge, Ontario, Canada (Kitchener, Canada Area) – Automotive
http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/nate-dogg/6a/6/6b3
Rating: 10/10
Comments: Now THIS is a fake LinkedIn profile!!! In essence (and in our hearts), the late Nate Dogg is a professional “badass” who lives in Cambridge and works in the automotive industry. A real prime example of stupidity on the Internet!
Slim Shady
Rapper
Beverly Hills, California (Greater Los Angeles Area) – Investment Management
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/slim-shady/50/268/51a
Rating: 0/10
Comments: Pointless.
Viewers of this profile also viewed: Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, 50 Cent, Lil’ Wayne
Snoop Dogg
Owner, Doggy Style Records
Greater Los Angeles Area – Music
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/snoop-dogg/3b/927/17b
Rating: 4/10
Comments: This is a bit of a “yes, and….???” propisition since it’s not funny yet largely accurate. You’re likely as polarized as I am.
Viewers of this profile also viewed: Nicki Minaj, Lil’ Wayne, Kanye West, Beyonce Knowles, 50 Cent, Pharrell Williams, Wiz Khalifa
Stephen Malkmus
Musician at Pavement
London, United Kingdom – Human Resources
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/stephen-malkmus/26/71/798
Rating: 1/10
Comments: This is weak stuff. A stingy zero connections, Malk never lived in the UK and working in Human Resources is neither funnny nor remotely.
Viewer of this profile also viewed: All four members of “Sonic Youth”, Lou Barlow
To summarize…
1. Fake Nate Dogg
2. Fake Elvis Presley
3. Fake Kendrick Lamar
4. Fake Eddie Vedder
5. Fake Elvis Costello
6. Fake (real?) Mike Reno
7. Fake Snoop Dogg
8. Fake GG Allin
9. Fake Stephen Malkmus
10. Fake Eminem (also known as Slim Shady)